Any Racers?

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Since I crashed my 320i into a Garbage truck I've had to use my bosses Ford F350 when I want to race. It's pretty quick but more than that it's big. If I think I'm losing I'll ram you either on the move or when you've had to stop. I just don't care.

Anyone want to try?

By the way I'm saving up for a 7 series and plan to put 400 lbs of concrete in the front. It'll help the ramming but I reckon the handling will be shit!?
 

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you can try but i've have my E30 ricer proofed. if the power isn't enough and you start to pull away the highbeams drop down and two laser guided stingers pop out. I'm installing the caltrops as we speak so that if you come up behind on the fly by it'll destroy your cheap alloy rip-off 22" wheels with second hand pre-riced rubber.[:D]

if your after a ramming car get a bently arnarge t its built so solidly that aparantly a guy crashed into a concrete pillar and it went through the building out onto the street and as far as anyone knows is still having the crash.[paranoid]
 
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Listen pal no English piece of shit will stand up to a [Censored][Censored][Censored][Censored]ing F350. You are talking 5000 lbs of English horse turds vs 6500 lbs of American stallion shit. So you lose!

Ha! Ha! Ha!
 

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but its built in america by mexicians using low cost japanese tools. it may weigh alot but thats just old beer cans and buritos sitting under the floor. besides the lazy ***** probable just got josé the janitor to tape it all togeter with the selotape from his mums sewing chest.

and besides the caltrops are working and i upgraded the stingers to icbms so i can whoop yo ass from the comfort of my arm chair (actually destroying manchester hmmmm naaa ill hit London when all the united supporters are [:D] )
 
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